MC Fossil Fool. The name brings cold shivers to freestylin’ Benz rollin’ gas guzzlin’ would-be rappers in every strip mall in North America. Check his art:
On my two-wheeled thing I wreak havoc
Utter disregard for the laws of traffic
Runnin’ red lights at night I’m telepathic
Don’t see no cops on my radar graphic
I’m a fossil fool, I am a fossil fool
Who’s foolin’ who’s foolin’ who’s foolin’ who?
Not only the world’s pre-Eminemt bicycle rap artist and inventor of a cool neon bike lighting system, the Fool also rolls a very trick Xtracycle that he calls the SoulCycle. The 250 watt masterpiece of mobile audio packs a subwoofer, neon lights, handlebar-mounted controls, a haunting tribal paint job, and of course a mic input for the rapper himself.
Who else plies the avenues at night, stopping only to spontaneously extol the virtues of the bicycle lifestyle in boom enabled iambic pentameter? MC Fossil Fool is a Team FreeRadical natural. If you want to get tizzy, track him down and ask to hear a wee rap.
